If I had a dime for every time someone called me attractive
I’d be one poor motherfucker
(Source: mcautumn, via an-old-memory-you-cant-shake)
“I want to punch your lips with my lips”, she says
thinking she is being cute, he smiles and leans in for a kiss
the girl closes her eyes and begins to move closer as well. suddenly a massive fist bursts out of her lips, colliding with the boy’s mouth and sending him spiraling to the ground
she turns and walks away, leaving him bleeding profusely and writhing on the ground, in order to search for her next victim
(via slutdroponaknife)
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
(via slutdroponaknife)
